This is the thing when it comes to being at work during the end days of coming to the holidays, most people are not here, its real hard to even communicate with people outside of office because they decided to take an early day leave from work, henceforth most of the time we are looking at the productivity level of an asthmatic snail running a marathon.
[I can't imagine if this got casted...]
Nevertheless, I stumbled into my list of the many legendary facts of Chuck Norris that was stored in my computer in the past. If you don't know about the legend that is Chuck Norris, there was a speculative rumor of his greatness many years back, due to the fact that he personifies greatness. With that, they came about with a list of reasons why you don't mess about with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Fact List
Chuck Norris is what Willis is talking about
When someone is in trouble, it is a job for Superman. When Superman is in trouble, its a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the 4th level of Inception
Chuck Norris invented the Old Spice Guy
Chuck Norris can watch DVD on a VCR player
The band Survivor changed their orginal song title from "Eye of Chuck Norris" to "Eye of the Tiger" because no one can survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. Its just that Death haven't got the courage to tell him yet...
In Scrabble, if you spell CHUCKNORRIS, you instantly win
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Leonidas into the Pit Hole
Scientist once calculated the speed of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. That speed is now know as "lightspeed"
Chuck Norris makes Mission Impossible.... possible
At first you don't succeed, obviously you are not Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks underneath the bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one that can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris introduced two boys to a guitar. Those boys grew up as Jimi Hendrix and Eddie van Halen
Chuck Norris has never won an Oscar. They are too scared to nominate him for something they call "acting"
Chuck Norris listens to sign language songs
Chuck Norris can destory the Ring in Lord of the Rings by just staring at it
Chuck Norris pepper sprays his food to spice things up
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey. His name was King Kong
Chuck Norris can believe its butter
Chuck Norris knows all the 11 secret herbs and spices
Chuck Norris is banned from Disneyland, because they want to keep it the happiest place on earth
Chuck Norris never locks his car. The car locks itslef, fearing he will get back in
Chuck Norris can watch radio
The hardest material on earth are not diamonds, but rather Chuck Norris's fist
There are three kinds of death: slow and paiful, fast and quick, Chuck Norris.
Again this is what happens when you get bored in the office before and start giggling while compling a list of awesome stuff about Chuck Norris. Perhaps from his persona alone, they can never be a more hardcore action man in comparison to Chuck Norris.
[Or so we thought?]