[ADV] Fighting Umbrella Corporation



Finally I've taken attention of the need to notify my readers for all my advertorial post. Everything enacted in this post is merely fictional and should not be taken seriously. There is no impending doom of zombie attack... or is there?

Once again, pictures are taken by my usual photographer, the talented SafrizOnline

[The Umbrella Corporation - Not your everyday Guardian]

As a well known gaming geek and firm believer that we should get ourselves prepared for a possible virus infested zombie attack (review my old post on this matter HERE), this post allows me to showcase my own knowledge of fighting the Umbrella Corporation (herein known as The Corp).

Alice may have done well but I've managed to incorporate my own ideas to improve the realistic chance of going up against The Corp. From whatever realistic scrap I looked around, I've created this:

[Tactical Enhancement and Hunting Suit!]

[The Equipment!]

The general idea of the T.E.H Suit is to use "not so" everyday items in case a hungry, irritated bunch of zombies was to come your way. Breaking down each item are as follows

This scary little number is designed to do two things which is to either scare the living bananas off the zombies first and in the same time confuse them whether you are a living human or just a friendly undead who seem to be passing by.

To those who are familiar to either the game or the movie, this would be your standard issue sub machine gun. Point to the general direction and let the party start by raining hell on them undeads. Also issued would be your everyday dufflebag for red and green plant collection and storage of everything important and my personal favorite, the "Brain Blast" mini bomb. Shaped like the human brain, toss this little bad boy which will attract brain hungry undeads and watch them blow to kingdom come.

If there is a need for radio back up, or simply lost in the destroyed urban jungle, the suit is fitted with GPS enabled sunnies which also serves as a radio communication for you to either ask for directions or even scream your lungs out while being chased down the street.

Should you run out of ammo, two things can be done with this suit. Firstly, either you turn yourself into and undead Happy Meal or punch your way through to obviously slower opponents and make a run for it for high ground. Secondly, make a lot of annoying noises. Studies have shown that loud, blaring noises have been shown effective against The Corp's army therefore The Vuvuzuela which has had its international reputation for being the most annoying item in the world. What's more annoying that a Vuvuzuela you may ask?

[Two Vuvuzuelas!]

And there you have it folks, MoaTTD's own solution of dealing with the menace that is the corporation itself. It is a shame that none of these items will ever be in use as the likelihood of a crazed virus attack that turns everyone but yourself to flesh eating zombies would be as possible as me having a date with Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson at the same time. It will never happen...

[Back to the daily life I guess...]

[Or will it...?]

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71 comments:

  1. This what we called a real fight. Gud luck to you too.

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  2. wow wow ... nice posting here ..... nice gadget !!! :D

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  3. very creative idea..i think u should get the free ticket...:)

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  4. your post is super awesome bro!!!

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  5. Hi TTD, good one! LOL! Aren't you glad you are back into your daily life! All the best to you too!

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  6. That looks cool though. =). Nice one..

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  7. HAHAHAHAHHA! awesomeness! love it! =D

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  8. Really nice post^_^

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  9. Nice one! Hope you win it!

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  10. hahahahha, awesome stuff dude! if you ever have to use your vuvuzelas, i'll make sure i have ear muffs or something.

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  11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH awesome editing for the last picture! you left out ur cats.

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  12. Ahahahha this post is awesome!!! LOL! I love the pics, kudos for that XD

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  13. lolz... nice suit and ending...

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  14. terbaeekkk.... wok... ahahahaa.....

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  15. ;D hope u win too!

    From FiSh @ http://ohfishiee.blogspot.com/

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  16. Nice photos!
    Thanks for the wish on my entry. Good luck to you too!

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  17. thanks very much!

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  18. Glad you like it! :D

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  19. lets hope so too!

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  20. thank you very much! :D

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  21. glad indeed. dont really want to face a bunch of zombies!

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  22. thanks bro!

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  23. told you you're gonna like it! :d

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  24. thank you!

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  25. thank you very much!

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  26. really appreciate that! :D

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  27. cheers! :D

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  28. i need help to blow the other one anyway. let them vuvu rip! :D

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  29. really think i left out the cats? check the pictures again... :D

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  30. thanks! glad you like it! :D

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  31. fingers crossed! :D

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  32. thanks very much!

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  33. glad you like it! :D

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  34. thanks1 i had to hunt down for that mask.

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  35. Not a problem and thanks very much!

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  36. Hai Boss....hehehehe...
    tumpang lalu jap yek...

    suka tgk cite rnie..dulu pernah main game dia..PS 2 la...
    peghhh.... mengasyikkan...
    tp... dh lama meninggalkan permainan ni...
    kalu dpt layan balik..mesti best...

    Sumijelly.com

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  37. thx for commenting in my blog.

    Nice post ! ^^

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  38. Nice one, man. Hope you'd win after all that effort. =)

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  39. woo the umbrella corp must be running from u . Not the other around XD

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  40. wow superb.. gud luck bro.

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  41. hai hai...nice miting u 'there'....

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  42. thanks for commenting on my post :) you've done a great job with the whole TEH idea! am loving every bit of it, esp the last picture of u stepping into the resident evil world. And good luck with ur date with Megan Fox :P

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  43. ramai yg rindu nak main balik game tu, sebab tu diorang punya movie meletup. semua biohazard/residetn evil fan! :D

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  44. Not a prob and thanks! :D

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  45. thanks man and im hoping the same thing too! :D

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  46. haha maybe, if i ever have the chance to unleash the suit

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  47. thanks very much!

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  48. it was good to meet you too! :D

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  49. haha thanks so much, i really appreciate that. Im glad you like the idea, although making the last picture did strain my left eyeball a little...

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  50. cheers mate!

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  51. Super cool post

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  52. wow...gaya nyer..with all the accesories..

    all the best eh~

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  53. hahaha, i'll give it 10/10 for efforts ! good one!

    joey-lifestories.blogspot.com

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  54. thanks so much! :D

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  55. thank you! :D

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  56. cheers buddy. glad you liked the post! :D

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  57. hey.. nice article.. very creative. gd luck too for the competition. all the best..

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